Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
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dnlphm94 0

Natural reactions. Don't you love them?

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humorizer 14

Sue them. Maybe you can make a large amount of money. It's the american way!

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ZAE06 0

more like Donald Trump

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Zedric69 3

they have warnings on the cup so suing them would be difficult

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melmcr 0

Even Starbucks can be used as a weapon now.

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hwkfan1 10

ydi for drinking starbucks bitch no jk that really sucks op

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shortie101 0

wow that is sooo fml

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Malinkrot 3

wow I'm surprised no emo teenager has said "YDI for going to Starbucks, you slave to the corporate machine" or some other pseudo intellectual BS like that

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redbluegreen 40

Erm, "YDI for going to Starbucks, you slave to the corporate machine!" >_>

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emoteenlol 0

YDI for going to Starbucks you slave to the idea of not going to caribou! Hi, I'm that emo. heeheehee

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pendulum2012 0

Why would I want to help starving children in Africa, they are all conformists

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mura_fml 0

Haha Malinkrot, that's exactly what I was thinking. I'm sure most of the people who clicked "YDI" did so for that reason.

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TheLetterZero 7

If you mean Chuck Norris, he's out conquering a new galaxy.

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pendulum2012 0

yeah one of those conformist assholes spilled their overpriced Starbucks drink on my $70 Hot Topic pants.

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