Family, Argument and Kids: Cool your jets

Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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Holiday assumptions

By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By edhere4u2nv - 06/06/2012 18:51 - United States - Ozone Park

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

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Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 18:00

Today, I kindly asked my irate mother to respect my boundaries and to find other outlets for her frustration. Instead of responding AT ALL to what I had asked, she yelled at me for an hour about a completely unrelated political documentary she'd seen on YouTube, and then didn't apologize for her outburst. Typical. FML

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Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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wilsontws 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:12

Umm... Silence is (not always) golden.

alyspar2 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:17

Sounds a lot like my mom. ;p

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pussapian 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:49

Men, we don't know what we did...

newlove_fml 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:04

That happens to me, too. My mom gets mad at work, and takes it out on me. Sometimes she even sounds like a whiny 13 year old.

KrypticKalEl 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:49

Sounds like my family

Mkbitch 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:07

You deserve an apology. Your mom's an asshole.

hatwhale 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:19

You should have just ran in there and bottled everyone... just kidding, i know that experience well, it's happened to me before.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:21

She mad cause you didn't jump in it & take up for her. Smh

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:25

It's apparent you're favored the least. I'm sorry.

cupcakekyrie 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 20:06

Sometimes you just can't win in such situations. Some people will get mad no matter how you handle it.

dat_troll 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:01

yeah i know how you feel my mom yells at me when i do heroin.

soccergirl818 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:11

I'm sorry my moms the same way it gets better :)

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