You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML
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Nyx_fml 23

"****" is vile? I'm sure there are some FML commenters here who could show her what vile language really is.

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Comet_Candy 23

I'm sorry, but I don't believe you ever forced her mouth open and manipulated her vocal chords. FYL, OP.

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BrianWinter 1

You need to stop making us comment as well

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abhi95 31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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BluKatz 11

#16, I'm pretty sure that it was a joke.

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Rainhawk94 27

Seriously if my parents ground me for stupid reasons i just follow that restriction

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flashback.miss 28

geez, . hopefully when she cools down she'll apologize.

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Nyx_fml 23

"****" is vile? I'm sure there are some FML commenters here who could show her what vile language really is.

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TresAmusant 11

Hey, if OP is grounded anyway, why not test some of those on mum?

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edanielleh 21

I grew up in a pretty strict christian household and my mom is shocked if anyone drops an f bomb. We are talking physically taken back, look of horror on her face, complete silence shocked. Perhaps op's mom is like that.

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CammyGal 26

Consider yourself lucky haha, 16 years later and my mom still gets offended at the word "butt".

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Kyuzomi 12

My mom still says she will cut my tongue off if I stick it out to mock someone. Those crazy asian superstitions.

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johnpaisley 6

Yea I don't ******* understand how **** is a shitty word that bitch is a shitty ****,****

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TheCrispyCat 20

31, it was OP's mom decision to drop it...

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Kiki242 19

That's the sign that you need to hide away from her for the next week or so.

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niallo 23

I think that's close to the definition of grounded, with a few things tagged on.

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awilliams44 9

Tell her to look on the internet at the language ppl use no a days....

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DocBastard 38

I no rite? Its jus terrible how ppl talk no a days. Lol

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niallo 23

Sry Dock. I dent speck Engleish vuri will.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Lal Doc. Ahl zhe dud woz mis won lehtar. Nd u ripp her uh knew 1.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I think it's partly the use of "ppl" when you can just as easily type people... Some ppl... Geez

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Comet_Candy 23

I'm sorry, but I don't believe you ever forced her mouth open and manipulated her vocal chords. FYL, OP.

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xnyletak 17

Looks like its someone's time of the month.

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DocBastard 38

So if I'm understanding you correctly, any time a woman is pissed off, she's menstruating? You've unravelled the millennia-old mystery of women. Hats off to you.

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junkman6 22

So for future reference, "when mama ain't happy, ain't no one happy." It's a hard lesson we all learn sooner or later OP.

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zoepie 7

Show her the internet, vile only begins to define it. Sorry OP.

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