Corporate ladder

By Greg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to sit and listen to the guy in the next cube brag to his wife about the promotion he just received. The promotion my boss told me last week that I was going to get. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 868
You deserved it 2 706

Top comments

Comments

Why yes, #20, anti-flood likes to press its testicles up against another man's while passionately kissing and grabbing handfuls of chest hair.

tjrocks1294 0

you should find another job...

MrJangles 0

You should have jumped over the cube and choked him out

Olympian94 0

Wait a little longer then! You'll get it ;)

perdix 29

Last week, your boss asked you for a ******* and you didn't come through, but the other guy did, so he got the promotion. You've got to learn Office Code Language and be able to do what it takes to get where you want to go. That's why I've never advanced past First-Level Cube Monkey.

RaIeigh 0

Rose, how many accounts do you have lol?

Yeah, check the other guy's knees for grime.