Crack wars

By Grimmy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML
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You deserved it 10 151
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football98_fml 20

How the hell did this FML get published??

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Denise1988 13

Right?! I submitted one about my Roomba running over a pile of cat shit and dragging it around my house and that didn't pass moderation but this did.

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angelnursery 18

Lets just agree that if they are really both shoving fingers into each other's assholes, it's shitty of them and they both need to stop.

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tarlax 11

She said "bum crack", not "asshole". There's a big difference.

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Red_140 5

Revenge is never the answer. Tbh, your life sucks but you also deserve it at the same time. Not sure what to say about it

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DoomedGemini 37

But what else can she do? I can't really blame her for trying to show him what it's like to try to make him stop when he refuses to listen when she asks.

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Sometimes revenge is the best way to teach someone a lesson.

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Redmond64 16

I'm pretty sure this never happened...

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sparkledoge 29

It was a risked move from the start. Since he seems to be really into it he could have enjoyed that and taken it as an invitation to keep doing it.

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