Crash

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 750
You deserved it 4 133
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Top comments

phoebe333 2

How'd she know of your engagement? Don't let her ruin it. Make her leave she can't stay.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

whoa.. What does that mean???

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NTimmy 2

I would've thumbed that up f it didn't say fml team -.- that's fun

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Buttsexpirate 9

"it's time to smack a bitch" This is your time. Don't let her ruin it for you and your new obviously better wife. Argh!

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phoebe333 2

How'd she know of your engagement? Don't let her ruin it. Make her leave she can't stay.

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DjeePee 24

How would she know? One guess: Facebook. Other guess: similar friends (on Facebook).

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Yngve_fml 9

Beat her with a stick untill she coughes blood. Helped with me!

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Keyman1212 14

Or she's the stalker type. Probably why he divorced her in the first place.

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LiveLaughFML 10

#10: 1.) facebook 2.) mutual friends on facebook

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Isoldael 27

Or maybe mutual friends outside facebook? Or maybe they recently had contact about something? Maybe OP had a kid with his ex? Who knows.

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akayc32 0

My husbands ex knows everything because of his cousin.. Drama drama drama, surely it's not THAT hard to live without? If it was me I wouldn't WANT to know...

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xoconnie 8

niiice. howd she find out about it tho? she must be friends with someone from the inside.

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shadowxpm 3

That's a good idea actually... Ur a cutie btw canadianbabe :)

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LakersFanatiC 3

Facebook is the #1 when its time to crush someone's life

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Jaxx66 21

-10. Omfg Facebook has ruined lots of lives. Lol. I use a fake name for that very reason!!

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Neorecon19 18

Somebody still has attachment issues...

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saIty 17

So you didn't like the way she smashed in through the roof, doing a 10 landing?

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GwarKitty 5

Some crazy arse bitch all pumped up on cheese cake & Adele. I'd hate to turn up, outta the blue uninvited; but I couldn't stay away, couldn't fight it."

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IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

So did she just walk in casualy and slap you or kick a door down and go ak-47. shoot anythjing that moves ? :)

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hannahmorgan06 7

hahahaha uhhh-ohhhh.

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Boygenius50 8

I can tell by the relevance of this comment that it's only your second on this site. . .1

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Marktheshark 0

14 I can tell you're an ass who insults people for doing nothing wrong.

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hayleclark 17

I think that #7's comment was more than adequate, just saying :)

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hannahmorgan06 7

thank you number 62!! :) and 47 haha

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iwadasn 32

If she crashed the engagement party, who's to say she won't crash the wedding too?

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