Engagement, Awkward, Party and Love: Crash

Jealous desperate bitch??? It's these kinds of women that give us ladies the crazy obssessed stalker stereo type. **** her!! Congrats on your engagement!!!

bobsux 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:19

I'm sorry 109, but if he listened to your advice, he would be cheating on the person who he just got engaged with

icanseethesky13 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:05

Woah. She's a keeper..oh wait..

summerhot_fml 2

Monday 23 January 2012 6:31

PARTY TIME!

kumar1995 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:04

someone is jealous

bobsux 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:16

Hmm...Sounds like Modern Family, but at least unlike the Modern Family episode, this was your engagement instead of wedding

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:17

Someone's jealous.

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USA, USA, USA, and more precisely Philadelphia. That's where we're landing today. When I first discovered Justin, on 9gag or an awesome website like that, I knew exactly this little guy was perfect to fit in the FML illustrated section. His crazy, c...

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML

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Today, I found out that the electricity company can just show up unannounced and cut off my power, but cannot find the meter for a whole 10 days to switch it on again. It's currently dark and 7°C in my bedroom. FML

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Today, due to some highly corrupted data that I had nothing to do with and no control over, around 5 years of pixel art I'd made, and spent most of my free time working on, has been permanently deleted, and there is no way to recover it. FML

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Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then told me that yes, he's cheating on me, that he's dumping me, and that I'm fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

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