Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

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Hayman68 4

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

Kawboy 1

Friday 10 June 2011 9:22

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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chulamami916 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:24

I was the same way, its the hormones dont get to down about it, later she will appreciate it when shes not so hungry.. Lol.

firefly_102 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:45

I agree with 2. Pregnant women usually have mood swings and cravings. Come on man. you should know this by now.

Lemun 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:08

Aww :(

firekid941 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:13

man she must be black

Skinnyfatty 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 10:51

Chicken wings over flowers? Sucks for you. Sounds like you're married to a fatty - even if she wasn't preggers.

silverstar210 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:03

lol

EmilyFelton98 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:13

always buy the chicken wings...

carmilla15 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:28

dude she's pregnant. Pregnant chicks will always take food over flowers. So next time, get the wings.

tgreer93 0

Friday 17 June 2011 7:45

lol

wdfcrystal 6

Friday 17 June 2011 17:49

Moodswings and cravings, OP. Don't take it personally.

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