Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 246
You deserved it 11 140

Top comments

Hayman68 4

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

Comments

That does sort of suck, but it's cute :) One day you'll be laughing back at this moment! at least your pregnant wife isn't like my aunt who would choose key lime pie over anything lol :D

PiXiEdUsT07 7

Don't feel bad. It was just her hormones speaking.

Moobug 4

Having been pregnant more than once, I can understand being grouchy and hungry... but surely having a guy who brings roses makes everything a little better? If this is the first time she's responded like that, put it down to hormones. If it's a regular thing, take it with a pinch of salt because sometimes inner-baby-wielding women use the hormones as an opportunity to be as grumbly as they like without backlash!! Failing that, hide chicken wings in her roses next time. Thread them onto the stems, like a romantic kebab.

Azzze 2

I like you wife. seriously guys, what the he'll are we going to do with flowers?? watch them die? hook it up with some chicken wings

I hope you got that pregnant woman her damn chicken wings.

awardZu 0

Ah, the joys of the preggo wife... I remember those times, and the weren't all pleasant.