Cravings
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
girl's got her priorities straight.
1 thanks for the stunning report captain obvious... I have to agree with 13 tho
you sure found someone nice to marry into for the rest of your life :)
Actually, next time, get both.
OP's wife is beast.
I'm 13 and know that's hormones ((or she just doesn't like you) but get her Pizza Hut parmesan chicken, it's amazing!
That's a turn off.
OR! get her a bouquet of chicken wings (:
217- I love your logic!
Now only if you could grow chicken wings?
Not realy
finger licking good!
Oh goodness don't bring that back.
I would have told her to eat the roses, it's just like a salad but smells better...
59's profile is awfully racist
110 have you ever been pregnant? no, didn't think so. stfu
just for the record, not all pregnant women act the same and have mood swings. Each woman is different, so I suggest you not to think all women will act the same as your fiancé.
Cravings are common in pregnant women all theyy want is food she is eating for two after all and she cant eat flowers (well i mean she could but thats only if all the food on Earth disappeared suddenly)
you married her. You should know if she likes sentimental gifts or not.
it's just hormones. don't sweat it, OP. just go out and buy her some chicken.
it's just hormones. don't sweat it, OP. just go out and buy her some chicken.
it's just hormones. don't sweat it, OP. just go out and buy her some chicken.
it's just hormones. don't sweat it, OP. just go out and buy her some chicken.
I think I missed what you typed, there were too many other comments can you please repeat it.
that's not mean, that's hormones. I used to make my kids dad go to del taco at 3 am just for hot sauce. (funny, he would)
Your kids dad? Is that a new term, so cool xoxo and so hot, for husband? If not than try "nuclear" or "suicidal" sauce on your wings next time you're pregnant.
no 85, hes my EX husband, and prefer to call him my kids dad. see what happens when you assume? ******* moron.
I say funny because it was just the hot sauce I wanted. no tacos. :)
you sir obviously don't realize girls get moody when pregnant
Yes, it's "funny" he did exactly what you told him to, you stuck up bitch.
aww 201 I didn't know by me making light of my own experience made me a stuck up bitch! go **** yourself.
No, you're a stuck up bitch for sending him on a task you obviously found ridiculous, then saying it's funny, as if you expected him not to do so.
273, it may have been ridiculous, now that she looks back on it. At the time, she just wanted the damn hot sauce. I'm pretty sure she wasn't thinking "hmm, I'm just gonna think up some stupid, ridiculous task for my kids father, just to see if he will do it so I can ridicule him on fml." Stop being a douche, & actually THINK about things.
She'd hormonal dipshit!!!!!!
I'm almost 34 weeks with our first son :) he loves milk so we end up going through five litres of milk on a good week :P when I was 9 and 10 weeks I got milk cravings so bad that whenever I wasn't skulling it down, I couldn't stop thinking about it. I found out after that that's when they form their bones :) needless to say, my little baby is strong! :P
Eh, sorry you're getting so many mean replies on that comment. It's not like you really meant anything by it. I think its hilarious when people blow up over things like this. I mean, to all the people that replied: why? there is no reason to beat up on him for such a light-hearted remark. I don't think he was actually calling her vicious or evil. Seriously. You people act as if he's being majorly vindictive.
Pickles and ice cream :)
pickles and icecream? really?
Shoulda brought Epic Meal Time
My gf is just now pregnant (found out last week) and you girls are scaring the shit out of me lmao
Can't some foods/smells make pregnant women sick? Given that, I would say food is a dangerous bet unless it's specifically requested.
as long as you care for her and get her what she asked you'll be fine lol and not all women get like that it just depends on the girl my step mom was pretty calm when she was pregnant and didn't crave anything weird lol
I had a bunch of weird cravings like pickles n ice cream, peanut butter n watermelon, ranch an watermelon, chips an ice cream, chocolate n chicken, chocolate an ranch, and one of my weirdest was cheesecake an ranch...idk what I was thinking when I was pregnant xp
lol sourgirl my first pregnancy I craved beer and sushi. I hate beer haha second pregnancy I craved random things...pickles were one but I've Always liked pickles *insert pickle jokes here* this time im craving different salads pasta salad, a good macaroni salad, mixed green/spinach salad ice berg lettuce with ranch dressing. lol
I ate steak and Swedish Fish when I was pregnant. Ooh, and shrimp.
SteelCladAngel, I hope you're kidding why the hell would you drink alcohol during your pregnancy?!? That's so bad!
LMFAO at what 31 said!!!
If they only had a restaurant or a line of frozen food I would be so fat.
Yup.
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Show it anywayjust bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
That's hilarious, way true!
On another note OP don't take it personal, it was a nice gesture
yes, you knocked her up, so anything sweet you do for the following 9 months are "to be expected" and thus "null and void". However all screwups or even slightly non-psychic moments you have count tripple.
Bite your tounge... Townje...
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She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!