Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings - FML

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

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Hayman68 4

Friday 10 June 2011 9:19

She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

Kawboy 1

Friday 10 June 2011 9:22

just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

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Coolbreezer 0

Friday 17 June 2011 20:04

lol should have known better dude. guess this is your first

super_awesomesau 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:10

I like chicken wings :p

mamaxony 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:16

THATS AWESOME!!! duh get a clue

lmaoloveu 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:45

dude, pregnant women crave things. makes sense, but I guess it can suck.

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:53

Well, chicken wings are better than flowers.

schalk 12

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:54

get in the kitchen and make her a sandwich bitch

hero3460 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:52

she is pregnant

pinkredneck30 2

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:54

I'm sure she's grateful , but hungry too. next time a simple rose and a pint of ice cream with a pickle would be better! I had 3 kids, worked for me....lol best of luck!

GiantEvilCookie 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:43

I feel bad for you but I also agree with your wife.

TheHolyLama 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 8:37

Haha pregnant=hungry:)

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