Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

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Aero25 15

Monday 28 February 2011 0:52

Should've got her chocolate. No girl refuses chocolate! :3

Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 1:09

Aww, it's really sweet that you did that :) save the crisps for another time, she'll probably have that craving again.

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killersexy 1

Monday 7 November 2011 2:09

Don't get her pregnant then dumbass

iamwilson12 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:11

At least you know you're a really sweet boyfriend OP. :)

OliviaYoung 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:32

Welcome to hell girls do that all the time I'm kinda glad I'm a lesbian though so I can experience that jeez guys will do anything for their girl

chlle_2012 0

Friday 20 January 2012 2:39

Good on you for beeing so sweet :)

trey96 0

Monday 20 February 2012 22:56

did u get mad? cuz I would of lol

zigzagz 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 4:57

At least you seem like a good boyfriend :)

LoriLou 1

Friday 15 June 2012 5:01

awwwww thats so sweet youd to that! I showed my fiance this FML and he said he'd do the ssamething

imagleek42 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 3:55

Shows you'd do anything for her:)

VaneJP 15

Sunday 11 November 2012 7:31

Aww your so sweet

Blue329 15

Tuesday 13 November 2012 5:06

Your fault buddy , should've wrapped your willy

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