Pregnancy, Food and Love: Cravings - FML

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

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Aero25 15

Monday 28 February 2011 0:52

Should've got her chocolate. No girl refuses chocolate! :3

Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 1:09

Aww, it's really sweet that you did that :) save the crisps for another time, she'll probably have that craving again.

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jayz9 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:34

Thank u for doing that...thats kindness people need these days and makr sure we appreciate that.

emodude44 0

Monday 28 February 2011 20:07

Tis life.

emi3611 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:39

ydi for getting her pregnant!!!!

someguy314159265 15

Monday 28 February 2011 22:29

Well, at least you have crisps.

lemonzone25 17

Monday 28 February 2011 23:47

Awww! You must be an amazing boyfriend!

artemisrox98 10

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:14

Why are you guys saying "ydi for getting her pregnant"? Have you ever thought that OP and his girlfriend actually wanted the baby? I know that's uncommon now, but it could still happen. PS Op's a sweetie for doing that. :)

someguy314159265 15

Wednesday 2 March 2011 0:00

Well, the world doesn't need any more humans on it. We already have far too many.

yeslekharkins 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 4:41

that's for not marrying her!

instigat0r 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:41

stop riding a bike you dirty hippie, ydi

mrflyinglemur 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:36

get a car

fmlwcb101 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:45

Just like a woman. Bet u wish u wore a jimmy hat now lol

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