By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
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DeoVolente 13

"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~

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MichellinMan 20

I don't want to say it couldn't, because her husband could've simply hit her in the face with a crow bar. Yes, it makes no sense. But it's worse.

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tiernang 21

way to think on the bright side I guess...

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macystar 14

He could have punched her in the gut like on that YouTube video "nap time".

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gracehi 31

Yeah, he could have left, claiming to be getting wine to celebrate, and then never returned. That would have been WAY worse.

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Emiler98 11

He could have left op. At least he seems to have a sense of humor too :)

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HalluMihar 8

Umm, unless you haven't read it properly, he's her HUSBAND dude. He wouldn't leave.. err would he? So much for commitment.

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vipirius 18

58, If you're still asking that question, you're obviously new to FML.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

#58- If you're asking that question, you're probably new to humanity.

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MichellinMan 20

If I get married, I'm not gonna act like a jackass when she tells me she's pregnant.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Jokes on you, jackasses make the best husbands.

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DeoVolente 13

"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~

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KushCrushin89 10

Yeah, nothing like causing extreme physical pain over a little joke. Over-reaction ftw!!!

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DeoVolente 13

@59 I don't think you quite understood the joke there, points for effort though

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KushCrushin89 10

I got the joke, but at the same time I'm tired of everyone's reaction to be "kick him in the nuts!". I mean, not all of those comments are jokes and why is it ok to just haul off and kick someone in the balls? If you hit a woman like that you'd be a criminal, but men deserve it? Let's have a little equality here.

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NerdilyDone 7

No way. He's making a silly joke. You're going too far.

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Abenti 8

At least your boobs are large enough to be honked.

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klorehore 24

I guess pretty much any boob could be honked, if you just pinch hard enough.

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MichellinMan 20

8# I cringed a little when I read that.

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phatdaddy62 23

Actually, some people are really into it!

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KillSwitch96 18

Yeah.......... If anything was too soon, it was when his "faucet" started running.

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MisterDoge 14

I bet he will try other methods while you are asleep.

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Weird_situations 13

How endearing!! At least he's supportive

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olpally 32

At least he didn't run to go buy wine and never came back like in a previous FML.. Haha.

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