Crazy

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:06 - United States

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
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KarmaLanding 0

Your boyfriend sounds a lot like my ex. Who told all our mutual friends that I'm a monstrously perverted sexual deviant with "an extensive collection of horse **** ****** and my own personal dungeon". Why? Because I was "mean" to him when he tried to hook up with me after I broke up with him.

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julay_fml 0

lol you do realize that you're going to soon be the crazy ex girlfriend right?

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buttercuppies 0

how the heck did she still know his email passwords??? conspiracy!

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sykopyro69 0

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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KingOfTheBrocean 2

Why is he emailing his slam pieces on the side. Was this written in the late 90's?

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Degenerate4ever 4

so when are you gonna stop talking about yourself in the third person?

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TheCube 6

I just love how you put this one together.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Oh!! Yikes, email the girls saying he's cheating on all of them, call them all a shit load of names, then change his passwords so he can't get back into them. Keep up the conversations with these women until the damage is irreversible :)

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zebrapattern 6

who still uses emails for conversations like that?

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hotcaligirl 10

Yeah........ So more time could have gone by and she could have wasted more time and money and risk of her own HEALTH and WELL-BEING bc of her dirt bag ex?? I mean, he could have given her HIV, AIDS, Chlamydia, etc.. The scenario probably went something like this.... Crazy Ex GF: Please believe me, I'm not crazy, I just don't want the same thing happen to you. Here are his passwords, look for yourself. The evidence is right there. Curiosity got the best of her and she looked. **** that, that's how men (women too) get away with shit like that. There comes a time in every relationship that if you truly trust someone and are faithful, you give up your passwords (except for money-related projects). We are talking about an email account here. I've never had one bf that didn't give me his passwords to his social media accounts or email accounts and I never had any reason to look at them. If you truly trust someone, you will never need to look, but the mutual respect is there. If someone wants to cheat, they will cheat. But in a relationship, there is no hiding shit. I'm all for privacy, but there's no need to HIDE anything from the person you are SHARING your life with. He is the one that deceived her and then spread lies about his ex-gf, who was probably just a nice girl that fell for his horse-shit, yet the problem here is that it's morally wrong to go through the media that he used to lie to her because it belongs to him? What if he gave her ******* AIDS because he's sleeping with tons of other people? That shit lasts FOREVER. She just has closure now. Besides, what kind of idiot doesn't change his passwords after he's caught the first time, anyway? I mean, duh, he got caught once, he didn't think the "crazy" woman would share that info with her? Or was his ego so far gone that he thought he had her so wrapped around his finger that she wouldn't ever think to look? Please- he knew the consequences- there are good and bad ones to EVERY action. Personally, I'm glad she looked.. if I were her, I'd rather look like a crazy ex gf than a possible STD-filled fool.

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