Creaky floorboards

By wtf?? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 311
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You might be going a little too hard my friend .

Ugh, of people like you perturb me. Of course it's possible.

That sucks OP, but how does that happen? You might want to get your floor boards checked out in the rest of the house in case termites or rotting is occurring.

I hope you didnt bang someone hard on your way down.

Sounds like he banged someone too hard already :-)

ajs1987 15

Don't lie, after your feelings of terror subsided you totally went upstairs, jumped through the hole in the floor and landed on your bed a few times.

That takes jumping on the bed to a whole new level. An underground level.

Theres kids book called 'No jumping on the bed" that is pretty much exactly that

Did you land on the first floor all cool and shit? If someone was home they would see you flying down and you could have been like oh hey. Good commercial idea honestly.

Haha! Like a tempurpedic(spelling?) commercial! No matter how much you move or jump your partner never wakes up, and the glass of wine on the bed will never spill, even if your floor gives out!

Reminds me of the chocolate orange (don't remember what it's called) commercial. The guy is sitting in his chair banging this orange on the table and poof, the girl in the tub falls through the ceiling from the floor above. Ya, it was as weird as it sounds. :)

Unrelated, your picture made me laugh. #20

*DISCLAIMER* TEMPURPEDIC IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES DUE TO FALLING FROM THE CEILING.

You're not the Dragon warrior, are you?

Goblin182 26

Were you having sex when this happened? Cause that would make a way cooler storey.

My eyes started bleeding right around the end of that last sentence.

I always fear this will happen, with the bed or while being in the shower. I always wonder if I would survive in the tub okay after crashing to the first floor. Old house fears just got worse reading this.