Weird and Miscellaneous: Creaky floorboards

Creaky floorboards

By wtf?? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

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TheSovietOnion 21

Monday 9 February 2015 18:00

No more midnight snacks for you

sullivankeara 25

Monday 9 February 2015 18:01

It's like riding on the tower of terror only free!

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callmeanything 15

Thursday 12 February 2015 3:34

Does it hurt?

ksmario 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 8:04

This reminded me of the bunk bed scene from Step Brothers "Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamol- BOOM!!

Thnks_Fr_Th_Bnds 15

Friday 13 February 2015 2:05

holy shit that must have hurt dang

ofwgkta_laceup 11

Friday 13 February 2015 3:30

That used to be my biggest fear.

foxy4353 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 2:59

I know I shouldn't say this, but this actually has to be one of the most funniest ones I've read so far. lmao

unique_freak 17

Monday 2 March 2015 1:08

I suppose its better then falling though your floor while not on your bed though?

wazzup206 7

Friday 22 May 2015 9:05

Saved my beer

DemCherries 4

Saturday 11 March 2017 19:35

anonnymouse1812 7

Thursday 3 August 2023 18:29

imma be honest id have paid to see that😂

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