Creaky floorboards

By wtf?? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML
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sullivankeara 25

It's like riding on the tower of terror only free!

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pedinhuh 23

Might wanna slow down a little on your sex time, OP...

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wvcheesehead 13

I hope you were not getting busy or the folks downstairs got a hell of a show.

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exoticwaved 9

And the downstairs neighbor said : "I've heard of top heavy but this is ridiculous."

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drowningfishy 5

You know your not supposed to rub that hard or that rough you could do some major damage to some very important parts and I am not talking about your house.

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Tarlachia 33

Stay laying on the bed, look at your downstairs neighbor with seductive eyes and a pat of the hand on the bed next to you. "Thought I'd drop in and have a little pillow talk with you. I brought the bed, pillows and blanket."

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deet124 11

At least you weren't under it

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Le_ponderer 14

I think I have had this nightmare before. It's right up there with my Alice-falling-through-the-Rabbit hole one.

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