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Creative mind

By Dean Heffern - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill." He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

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You deserved it 4 219

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Top comments

DianaFromHolland 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

well that could be interesting..

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:19

Still sounds better than "Gigli".

Comments

irokyoursox 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 7:45

I can imagine this with th onion with a white background and the iPad commercial song playing

indigojojojones 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 21:50

I just did that in the microwave! - the camera and hill thing

knights95 9

Friday 15 July 2011 23:45

It can get an A

slimmathers123 10

Monday 17 October 2011 4:14

hes a ******* genious

bcih 0

Monday 21 November 2011 15:22

that is an amazin idea... i am soo going to do that.

elliepenguin 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 8:02

And roll him down a hill :D

blackmauser95 3

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:52

Is the rolling it down a hill part necessary

emblondie 7

Friday 10 May 2013 8:35

Thanks for reminding me to do my photography hw xD

m4green 3

Friday 17 January 2014 23:41

I'd watch it

cinamntoastsatn 10

Sunday 6 September 2015 0:55

That's the best idea ever

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Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 537

You deserved it 211

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 816

You deserved it 9 771

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Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 082

You deserved it 4 394

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 894

You deserved it 3 543

Today, my twelve year-old son thought it would be a good idea to relentlessly shoot the mail truck with a paintball gun in front of all the neighbors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 138

You deserved it 9 729

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 843

You deserved it 4 136

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 349

You deserved it 2 466

Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 455

You deserved it 4 511