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Creative mind

By Dean Heffern - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill." He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

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DianaFromHolland 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

well that could be interesting..

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:19

Still sounds better than "Gigli".

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xxxDeathBat7xxx 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:17

I'd watch it.

NCR 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:22

that's amazing ( I feel stupid for not thinking of that )

3rdDegreeFreezer 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:32

now thats badass

underpaid011 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:39

suggest you film him from all angles and call the film "douchebag".

FulTurtleRampage 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:51

atleast you would get points for creativity..

CommonSenseKarma 17

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:16

Take action! Don't just sit back and let him determine your grade! Set his house on fire, and record it as it rolls down a hill.

TheRedNinja133 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:25

what you don't have dreams of setting an onion on fire and video taping it as it rolls down a hill? what a shame...jk the guys crazzzzzzzzyyy

dansco 24

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:28

Win! Stick with him and you might have found the new Jackass ;)

fubar4961 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 6:46

Record vocals and play them in the background

LunaNstars 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 7:06

chill! i love people with a big imagination! you gotta learn to love them and just follow whatever they say. it'll be fun.

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