Cheating and Love: Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon

You do know that just because his alphabet soup had the letters 'Jo', it doesn't mean he was confessing to having had an affair with someone by that name, right?

Epikouros 31

Monday 25 November 2013 9:41

You're right, Jo could have been short for John in Oz.

ericm87 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 23:47

Creative atleast

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 25 November 2013 0:05

Did he spell correctly?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 November 2013 23:07

Yes, but he used no punctuation.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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Today, my 5-year-old daughter had to find pictures of animals that she felt represented each member of her family. This was the one she chose for me. I think she might be trying to imply something. FML

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Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

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Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

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Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

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