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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:24 - Australia

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

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By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By lacie - 08/04/2021 21:30

Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML

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Febreze

By stinky - 21/05/2023 03:00

Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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Been there before

By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:18

are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????

Sessee 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 10:38

Dude, just take a shower.

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slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:18

are you like a mailman stalker? i'm a bit lost....other than the fact that you stank and could take a shower later....?????

Friaza 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:29

Obviously the OP was waiting on a parcel or something.

spaerro 8

Monday 23 July 2012 18:26

Maybe OP had to sign for a package that couldn't be left at the door. EDIT: 65 beat me to it. Good job.

beezy_slayer 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 6:24

this one is just stupid why would u even put this up

god_is_a_lie 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:33

was it a sunday?

justmyswag 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:27

No post on Sundays

culo91483 8

Sunday 30 March 2014 3:55

Exactly

jokerofclubs777 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:37

you izz da bi99est a555h0l3 in dA werld

jwing 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 20:21

iz n0t c00l wen u tipe lik d1$. fail. try typing like a normal human being.

arienh4 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:15

Is this really FML worthy?

cyberhoy 3

Friday 20 March 2009 4:56

what the hell? this makes no sense

Sessee 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 10:38

Dude, just take a shower.

xninix_fml 36

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:40

Yeah! It's not that big of a deal just go shower.

Shallow_Padentic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:28

what the hell kind of postman is this. Do you have to like chase him down or be there in order to get your mail otherwise he keeps it?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 4 July 2014 13:57

It could be a package that couldn't be left on the porch.

Fayeanne 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:58

ummm..shower no matter if he shows or not..lol

Dilios152 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:17

if ths is the worst thing that happened to you today you souldnt be complaining...

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