I wonder how many cans of soup it took. Sorry OP, just remember that you deserve better. As the old saying goes, there will be one person that makes you realize why it never worked out with the rest. :)

I would have then proceeded to dump the soup on top of his head.

): I'm sorry... He better of let you ate the soup afterwards

Maybe put on the Tetris theme whilst having sex?

he probably spelled out "sorry I'm a cheater" lol

Looks like screwing arou d has taken him back to the kindergarten level of communication. Not a big loss for you OP, hope you find somebody, who can hold a conversation.

subtle... very subtle

I hope there was a dragonkick to the gonads involved.

Castrate the bastard

Wouldn't it have been easier to fix spaghetti and then write it out in cursive? I bet he had to open six or seven cans of soup to get all the letters to spell out what had happened. And how big was the bowl? A story like that requires a great deal of space. Did he make you wait while he spelled it out? What happened when the first letters began to float away? Tell him to try sign language next time.