Creepy and Work: Creep

Creep

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 874

You deserved it 3 113

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By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 3 537

This is mine now

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 229

You deserved it 6 803

Brain worms

By smooth - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 880

You deserved it 19 106

Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 6 095

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 329

You deserved it 2 642

Stoner in disguise

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlett

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 432

You deserved it 2 930

Jerk

By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 442

You deserved it 3 688

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

You deserved it 2 228

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 114

You deserved it 16 197

plaguer 26

Monday 4 June 2012 9:17

Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.

yuzuhere 21

Monday 4 June 2012 9:12

Maybe he was reading the fine print!

Comments

ant1ion 12

Monday 4 June 2012 11:30

Not only that, if it's a company uniform shouldn't he have the same shirt that he can read?

j_cat187 19

Monday 4 June 2012 11:31

Glancing is ok but starting is rude. The man needs some self control.

perdix 29

Monday 4 June 2012 11:36

Maybe he was trying to see if you were smuggling office supplies in your bra. My interest in this story goes as follows: Pencils - not interested ...

perdix 29

Monday 4 June 2012 11:43

Write this on each tit of your uniform top: "One sexual harassment allegation will probably cost you your job."

icemand90 17

Monday 4 June 2012 12:15

I like #22's idea, " hi, I wasn't always known as beatrice, my friends used to call me barry...

AnEvilLemon 9

Monday 4 June 2012 12:36

Tell your boss you need a uniform that is less inviting.

schmelia 10

Monday 4 June 2012 15:24

Yes, it must be what the woman was wearing that made the man act that way. It couldn't possibly be that the man chose to behave that way all by himself, and is therefore entirely responsible for his own actions. It just can't be.

isamisis 9

Monday 4 June 2012 12:38

Ask him if he read the word 'harassment' on your shirt?

Rocky007 15

Monday 4 June 2012 13:22

Men are biologically programmed to look. No harm in that.

cbchuckbass 5

Monday 4 June 2012 13:51

U must have nice ****! Gotta see them

janerose21 3

Monday 4 June 2012 13:57

Why doesn't he just type 'bobbies' in Google, save picture, and display on desktop. Screensaver should be disabled until he learns to be professional at a workplace!