Creep

By grossed the f out - 13/12/2010 05:01

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
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Judus_beej 0

you should hear what he did to your grandma.

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abier 0

today my boyfriend asked me wat a bonner is. FML

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donicus 0

and just what is a bonner? don't you mean boner?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

From what phone? Your bf (ex?) is an idiot for thinking his brilliant plan would not be discovered.

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vxx 0

did you not recognize his penis in the photos?

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ladyvader401 5

That was my first thought, too. How did she not notice? lol

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ScreamAimFire 0

well maybe her mom just told her, duh. shes not gunna be like "hey look, it's a penis!"

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starile 19

Ok, FYL but still YDI for not catching him earlier. If your mom was being harassed, you should have cared enough to look at the offending phone number and see that it was your boyfriend's.

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Mauskau 35

Would you not recognise it being his if you have a kid with him? Unless you both get dressed in the dark or have never seen him naked in the light, you'd be able to find one distinction.

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DethbyFML 0

you are wise about tallywackers beyond your years. your knowledge of dicks superior to that of any before you. practice makes perfect.

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RedPillSucks 31

Dicks are not like fingerprints. I'm guessing that not every woman spends so much time examining it to know its intimate details, especially if they'd had traditional sex.

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happycupcake 0

i'm pretty sure she wouldn't examine a photo of some anonymous guy's dick hoping she'll recognize it... it sounds like they decided to go about it the proper way which involves police and seeing as little unidentified dick as possible.

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RedPillSucks 31

Can you imagine what the police lineup would have been? cop: OK #4, drop 'em! Ma'am, is this the perpetrator? her: Well, I'm not sure. The picture doesn't have that purple vein and, OMG! what is that large bump!?

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starile 19

I agree with 27. Anyone would recognize their boyfriend's penis.

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perdix 29

YDI for dating Brett Favre.

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bigphill1333 0

I see what you did there.

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DethbyFML 0

you know private numbers show up on the bill you get, right ?

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BaronConall 0

You've barely known this guy 2 years and already have a kid with him? YDI for opening your legs for the first guy to want you without getting to know what kind of freak he is.

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starile 19

Read, 33. It says he was her boyfriend for two years. She probably knew him for ten years before that.

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ballbearing 10

Wow you judgmental ****! I knew my sons father for four years however we celebrated our first year as a couple with our two week old son.

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