By fordn4h - 13/12/2010 05:32 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
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Judus_beej 0

did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?

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xFMILYFEx 0

whoa that ***** crazy....it took you 4 hours to decorate your tree

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DahkLohd 4

So...were you hoping that the kid would **** his mom, or **** his sister?

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labratory5 0

11 that's the best and only way how to do it

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Hughmadd 0

Thank you for your very original and creative comment, number 7

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Judus_beej 0

did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?

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Patrick69_fml 0

yeah I think you and him and your mother should "talk" it out on a bed if you know what i'm getting at here maybe that will relieve the frustration... I mean it's nit his fault that your mothers more attractive then you lol jks dump him and first

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Sadochan 0

The ex is a chick and you fail at getting first.

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brianjman14 22

1. The ex is a girl. 2. "Not" isn't spelled "nit." 3. You're not first. OP, she's obviously just doing this to try and get with you and make you feel uncomfortable even in your own home. She doesn't have any right to make you uncomfortable, but you have every right to tell her to back the **** off. Make her leave whenever she's over, OP.

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mintcar 9

4. Than not then. [ Insert punctuation where needed.] I'll leave the rest to the grammar crazies. I'm in class. OP, FYL. Talk to your mother about how uncomfortable she makes you feel. She's being almost psycho here. it's time for her to let you go.

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Patrick69_fml 0

this was about the thread including the boyfriend and the pictures of his "knob" being sent to the girlfriends mother etc I wouldve been first on that friend but #28 you can correct me anytime if you know what I mean ;)

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perdix 29

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SARSvirus79 0

She is "obviously" still in love with you? Egotistical much? Maybe she just likes your family...

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SmallTownCutie 0

My thoughts exactly. She doesn't have to love you to be around your house. If your parents don't care, there obviously isn't an issue.

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JCiarkowski7 3

She (ex-girlfriend) is telling him (ex-boyfriend) about their love life! P.S. They are broken up. Weirdo's Ville!

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KtKD54 2

If shes best friends w/ ur mom, wouldnt that give something away that she may just like ur family?

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Lifeisntfair13 0

OP till that bitch to get out. And OP you should make it clear to her that it's over for good. sorry OP

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turturkeykey 0

Quit saying OP so much you biscuit eating bulldog!

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mintcar 9

What's wrong with biscuits? American and British biscuits are quite delicious.

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chocchipcookies 0

I would sleep with one eye open if I were you ...^.-

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yourdumbbb 0

stage 5 clinger, and wow are you an idiot a 3 sum? with his mom or sister? incest inbred red neck shit

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