Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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herbasaur 0

maybe it was your girlfriend O.o

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Yung23 0

umm that's pretty gross dude!!!!

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the_flirtt 0

hell ya and now u need to tell ur girlfriend to moan different

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Stupified 0

Yeah get some ear plugs a new gf or forgetful powder! 

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thorfinntheassri 0

There is a simple solution to this, have sex with your mother. By the laws of transition, during this act you should be thinking about your girlfriend.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

This is a real FML.

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the_flirtt 0

wow my comment disapeared :(

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Cates500 0

Haha that's just great

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43bubba34 25

Ydi for saying sexual intercourse, cuz they were *******.

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SinShady 0

Try out some girls and see which one moans right? Maybe your girlfriends broken or something. o,o

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ZleveL 0

are you sure it was your mom in there?

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Stupified 0

Ydi for listening to your parents have sex.

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nishant5456 0

how can you be sure it was your mom??? also MILF

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skull_candy 0

“ Looks like they're ******* to me. "

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Daerauko 0

I'm with 81. your girlfriend was bangin your dad!

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bubbarific 0

WINCEST FTW!!!!!!!!

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LOL_Noobs 0

bet ur mom teaches her how to moan (;

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RTRbryant 0

stupified stop post a thousand ****** comments

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frootietootie 0

ummm gross is all I have to say

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overthelimit 3

Today, I cheated on my boyfriend with his hot dad. Now he won't have sex with me. I think he's caught on. FML

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jakymoon 0

u sure ur dad ain't ****** ur girl insted if ur mum?

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hemispheres2112 0

And I think it's a mite pathetic of you to feel the need to defend yourself on FML.

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hbcbmx 5

hey who let justin bieber out of his cage bwaaaah ha ha

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Jessi2487 0

sexual intercourse? who say that? but that sucks OP... i probably will never have sex again if i thought about my mom while doing it. i hopr tht doesnt sound weird

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crazyaces89 7

yes indeed...creepy and awkward as hell

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turtles1321 0

naenae why u take ur pic off? and that sucks op

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JeffGoesRawrr 0

Ydi For Calling Ir Sexual Intercourse. Just Call It Sex. Really.

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A83_fml 18

Guess who his dad thinks about every time his mom moans?

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Christopher08 0

dammit girl scandlous

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Put_Name_Here 0

This FML just scarred me for life. :(

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Macromartyr 3

I'm lucky enough to have had to endure those noises...

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NickK49 0

Ummm parent fetish much?

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TibbysMusic 1

Maybe when he says "lucky enough" he's being sarcastic?

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Macromartyr 3

...I didn't think that statement was too complicated... I'll re-word it: Thankfully, I've never heard my own parents do that. Better?

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DDuggs 1

actually 100 you are wrong, the way you worded it said that you were lucky to hear it, so quit being a smartass

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boopityboppity 11

When you said, "Re-word," I think you meant to say, "Reverse."

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Yeah. you definitely worded it to mean the opposite the first time.

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imagineapc 11

No one understands sarcasm these days. Dumbasses.

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Macromartyr 3

Oooooh I see where everyone is getting these weird mind sets from. I forgot to put the word "never" before "had to". Simple mistake :P. As for Dduggs, way to call me a smart ass in the wrong text, dumb ass. :)

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misfitSuperStar 0

I SOOO agree!! fyl!! I heard my parents once about 15yrs ago & it STILL grosses me out!!!!

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big_smucker 0

what flavor are dem waffles?

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kittykat52810 0

a blue waffle =D and at least u didn't walk in on then -.- an one of them not be your mom

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NickK49 0

Maybe there the same person!!!!!

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SekksiFML6969 0

might as well keep it in the family then LoL

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boobookittyfff 0

ydi for having parents. ydi for having a girlfriend. ydi for using the phrase "sexual intercourse".

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