Icepick in the ears time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

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Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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You deserved it 2 566
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Church_Vii 4

Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.

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DooleyFTW 17

I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!

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xlord 27

1- I'm not sure if you are serious or not but you may need help.

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kroekdog 7

No no no... Not nice... Disturbing...

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NzaHaFML 13

That moan was probably the inspiration for your name at the time when they were making you.

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iRoc46n2 4

That's a double fyl. When you're having sex with your gf and she moans your name, does it make you think she's talking about your Dad?

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doctorhook86 24

66: I did that once. It was even weirder than you'd think.

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HollyDolly660 8

Was anyone else wondering whether or not OP is a boy or girl? That determines the amount of FML. No girl wants the same name as her dad.

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Sonfang 19

76 not necessarily, I have a female cousin named Kimberly after her dad. I also grew up with a couple boys named Leslie and Courtney.

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blaackandprouud 20

Yeah and 76 i have a friend that is a girl who's name is Billy Joe. She doesnt even mind.

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movealongnow 1

I met a woman today named Xavier.

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HollyDolly660 8

Well I know a lot of girls that HATE their names and are named after their dad. My point was that if she was a female named Grant (my Father's name for example), then the FML would be even worse because she has a man name that I, personally, would not be okay with if it was me.

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DooleyFTW 17

I can definitely see how that would be disturbing. If I was you though OP I'd just try not to be ever in a position to hear my parents have sex!

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CaptainDoorknob 7

If you can't beat 'em, join em..... Lolwut

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nickownes1 3

How do you know she wasn't actually meaning your name? (;

DuRpY 5

Nick, the reason why I thumbed down your comment is twofold. 1. Yes, too far. 2. If DocBastard was to take a piss, you'd drown with how you're all on his proverbial d*ck.

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perdix 29

Good thing I didn't write a similar comment. Except mine might have fared better because I would have used the terms "Oedipus Complex" and "motherfu..." Probably would have gotten buried. Better you than me, mate.

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DontThumbMeDown 8

44- 22 is talking about 4's profile pic and his about me. 4 is indeed a dick rider

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gracehi 31

71, I thumbed you down, not because I disliked your comment, but because I'm a rebel. ;)

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GracesDelirium 9

I didn't thumb him down because I enjoy loving and tolerating the shit out of people.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

I sincerely apologize… but what does that mean? "Meaning your name". I've never heard the phrase before?

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llamafish 25

He's saying that when OP's mum said the name, she might have been referring to OP rather than the father.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

#104 nope. I thought it meant something else. Lol, I even searched up the definition of "Meaning" to see if it had any other definition that I didn't know of. From what I gathered, I thought it meant that she was masturbating of sorts. But wouldn't make sense since she was "doing it" with his father.

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skata 4

4- For someone who claims to love DocBastard so much, it's amusing that you spelled his name "DocBasterd."

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Vic_Rattlehead 0

I thought your comment was funny lol. I guess you and I are the only ones who have a dark sense of humor. That's the best kind.

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theluckyones 10

(Hears mom calling name) (Opens door) Op: yea mom you called m.. (stunned at the sight of both parents getting it on) That would've been awkward

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jetsown08 21

And not to mention, after being called that name for OP's entire life, changing his name wouldn't really help much outside of the legal area.

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Church_Vii 4

Have your name legally changed to Superman Batman Wolverine Iron Man Spiderman the Third.

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DuRpY 5

The Third? Haha. Are there already a Senior and a Junior? I guess, in this day and age, we shouldn't be surprised if there are.

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Zedd_fml 8

Ram, Amandeep, Sukdeep are conning name in Northern India. Mahboob,mahfouz, mahfud, are common name in Bangladesh.

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Sandman366 6

17: There have been multiple attempts to name someone "@".

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pent_up_rage666 7

I've seen pictures of that guys ID, his name is Batman Bin Suparman... that's awesome

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MeConut 3

Wouldn't that be kind of weird for the mum too... ?

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AussieChild 22

My fiancé has the same name as his dad... And grandad... And great grandad etc *shudder* I'm not going to be able to get these thoughts and this FML out of my head now! D:

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Justy101 23

That's going to leave some mental scarring.

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dino_cookie4 7

Oh my.. That really does suck. Confront them and ask them to do it when you gone.? Unless ur unemployed and are out of school.

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Marrach 7

Lol. He's basically traumatized. I mean, imagine if you and your dad had the same name.. And that happened to you. I think I'd avoid her for a little to not hear her say it again.

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TomPusslicker 21

^You beat your kid, and you're a nurse? You just blew my mind.

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RealTalk0 7

Creepy ass bio man...

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esines 9

Why would you wanna ever talk about tour parents having sex, to your parents? If it were me i would just pretend it never happened. Or atleast try to

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