Transportation and Love: Creeper

Creeper

By Ugh-Lee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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Top comments

MAGNAVOX 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:24

Maybe she wanted you to follow her to the back?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:14

Guess you're not her type

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Bobissmall 13

Saturday 2 October 2010 2:37

She could have though u were someone else, and made her own "Today i sat next to my friend. Turned out to not be my friend. FML" U neverrr know.

pomegrenade 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 10:34

I hate it when that happens to me!

Icyyy 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 23:49

#48 - I luff your pic! >_<

Sbabedee 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 4:41

WhAt a RudE bIshh!

condog95 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:45

the same thing happened to me today, at a school assembly i understand your pain FYL

PwoperSunny 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:37

Awww :( what a beyotch

KuKluxCatz 8

Sunday 3 August 2014 9:44

Maybe she has social anxiety, and got really shy, because she thinks you're cute

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