Parents, Dad jokes and Intimacy: Creepy but funny

Creepy but funny

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 20:46 - Greece - Athens

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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Drew167 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:14

Well your dad seems very friendly.

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:14

He is one creepy fellow...

Comments

jaketheford 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:25

That's the funniest thing I've ever read, seems like a line from a really cringey comedy. Just me? Hmm could be the weed. Or the Fruit loops

Amethyst888 14

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:44

It's definitely the Fruit Loops. Because everyone knows that Fruit Loops work better than weed. More colorful hallucinations! :)

hockeyoceancity 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:53

Someone has the munchies?

TarieBoo 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:48

Man stop blaming everything on the gotdam weed-.-

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:56

Is this a new meme? Because on another FML, some other guy left a similar asshat comment concluding that they were high. If so, I no longer hold any faith in this generation.

im_too_pro 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 7:11

61, weed doesn't cause hallucinations like colors and the like. But nice try. Educate yourself about what you're talking about before you start stuff

mhopper 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:25

Creepy! I hope she had a sense of humor and laughed

ManInTheMachine 19

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:26

Oh please, OP. I'm sure you've been doing done recreational gynecology yourself, your girlfriend the loyal patient, hmmm? Like father like son. ;)

ManInTheMachine 19

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:29

Where did the done come from? I need a new phone, preferably with an 'i' in front of it....

pokefan813 16

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:25

To be honest, I didn't recognize it untill you pointed it out... I think I have serious problems xD

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:22

24- You were just trying to write a comment Cajun style.

maxisis_fml 6

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:28

Whoa there! That's ummmm an interesting hobby

flockz 19

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:28

that is now my new pick up line! it replaces my old one, "baby are you dirt? because i want to fill you with my seed."

challan 19

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:56

I haven't heard that one before, and I thought I've heard them all. Lmao My personal favorite is, "Baby, do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long?"