Creepy

By skid kid - 10/03/2012 02:09 - Canada

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun. .... and a rape whistle.

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atomicbaboon 0

next time, try vegetablessly searching. it works forme

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SooInnLovee 6

Why would you tweet about it instead of looking harder? Maybe the guy was kidding around because he didn't think you would actually have a pile of skidded underwear on the floor....then again maybe he has been spying on you....i know I wouldn't spy on someone with a stack of skidded underwear...maybe he's into that kind of thing....haha

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HiddenMonkey 8

Anyone notice that the OP is a girl?

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cgh14 4

So your dad has twitter...is that really so bad?

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broski4life 0

It definitely does! 2012

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xXobnoxiousXx 3

lol id say buy some blinds for your windows or a gun and if he comes at you blow his balls away

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xXobnoxiousXx 3

lol id say buy some blinds for your windows or a gun and if he comes at you blow his balls away

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tdawg4200 0

Nobody cares, why would you broadcast that?

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nenelovers 0

Haha wow that's a stalker x)

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loserman67 35

Suggestions: A: Learn to wipe, please.... B: Do your laundry, stain cycle, extra rinse.... C: Eat less foods that cause messy craps.... D: Get your carpet cleaned.... E: Lock your doors.... F: Get a dog and some mace.... G: Re-read suggestions A & B over a few times....

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