Embarrassing, Underwear, Keys and Transportation: Creepy

Creepy

By skid kid - 10/03/2012 02:09 - Canada

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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kirtpar 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:23

Or just start washing your undies ^.^

Yellow_Fish79 11

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:23

Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun. .... and a rape whistle.

Comments

chengy4191 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 8:14

He's probably psychic?

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 11 March 2012 11:03

Get some pepper spray...

Absurd101 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:14

Ydi for having twitter

MooMofo 3

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:46

*in peter griffin's voice* heheheh, gross.

badactor009 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 15:09

A mace is a good start. I prefer a large caliber Glock or 1911. Don't leave home without one. In the Uk they have these WWII posters that say "Keep calm an carry on". It's an inspiring message. In the US ours says "Keep calm and carry one". It's a more practical message.

yaoifreak 8

Monday 12 March 2012 5:15

Uuuuuhhhhh that's not creepy At all O.o

MrsDrake11 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:08

You don't need mace. No one wants to rape someone who has skid marked underwear that's just nasty.

yaoiluver69 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 10:35

They lookin through yo windows, they plan to snatch you up, so they hide yo keys, in yo undies, hide yo keys, in yo undies cause they stalkin everybody out there!!