Creepy

By skid kid - 10/03/2012 02:09 - Canada

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun. .... and a rape whistle.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Carry mace. It simply creates fun situations

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bizarre_ftw 21

Also, quick question. Why/how exactly did your car keys end up under your shit-streaked lacy crotch-covers?

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ididntdoit1980 8

Along with carrying mace you should also carry a fresh pair of underwear because if he ever shows up you'll probably ending up ******** your pants.

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irishman1989 0

If you're a woman and you have skid marked underwear I don't think you'll need mace. No one wants to hit it. You'll be fine.

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daltonromanowski 11

Frankly, ANYBODY who has skid-marked underwear is probably lucky to get any.

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RhymeTyme 3

Learn to wipe better Noone wants a shitty ass Hope he's not a freak

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misfitmonroe 4

You don't need mace...just throw a pair of your underwear at the stalker. The sight of that nasty thing flying at them should suffice.

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Miouya 0

That's both scary and gross.. What I'm trying to say is Wash your underwear

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garyallanfox 2

I helped you find the keys though, didn't I?...You're welcome.

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SexyQueen0905 24

Your profile picture matches your comment so well!

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annagilbert 6

how about you take your keys and undies and drive to the laundromat.

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bungee_fml 9

If you're such a bad wiper that there's a 'stack' of them, I think it's time to install a bidet.

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