Cruel

By scorned_jacketless_lady - 26/08/2013 04:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after spending the weekend together, my ex turned nasty. I finally had the balls to tell him what a cruel asshole I think he is and really hit him where it hurts. I felt very empowered and strong. That is, until I realized I left my favourite and rather expensive jacket in his apartment. FML
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strawberrywine22 30

Honey, if he was that bad, it's worth losing the coat. Congratulations for standing up to him. It's definitely not an easy thing to do.

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Bano360 25

Well, time to go ask for it back. Be nice about it, just for the coat.

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Poetaster 10

Why do i think the jacket is no longer in one piece?

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JustinKirby 20

That's where you grab him by the ear and say, get your ass up and drive me to your place to get my damn jacket so I can get out of your life for good! Idk something fierce! Anyways congrats for sticking up for yourself OP your now free from his sorry ass! Hope you got your jacket back

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lrak 6

Empowered and strong? So your a screamer? Lol jk but forget the jacket. Acceptable losses. Unless its -5 degrees.

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Zebediabolical 39

YDI for spending the weekend with an ex.

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Omniprism 14

Show up with a friend or police and ask for it back.

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griffy14 9

Well, you should probably give up on the coat. Personally I'd have you thrown in county for assault. Also why were you spending a weekend with your ex? I have no pity for people who resort to violence and then have a pity party about a coat. YDI.

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squideth 18

Uh? Where in the FML does it say she hit him? The quote "hit him where it hurts" is a phrase, meaning her words mentally affected him. Also, I'm pretty sure she referred to him as her ex because she broke up with him AFTER the fight and wanted to avoid people constantly commenting "you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?" Even if not, why would she deserve it for hanging out with her ex? I really don't get why you're so angry at OP.

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DisposableMen 7

you could have someone else go get it back

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mokka44 8

Really, hurting people makes you feel empowered and strong? Two wrongs don't make a right.

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squideth 18

Do you people not read books? "Hitting him where it hurts" does not mean she physically beat him up, JFC you people exasperate me. GO READ SOME LITERATURE.

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SneezyBear 27

#81 Often when a woman refers to hitting a man 'where it hurts' she means literally/physically. That's how I interpreted this FML as well at first; this FML requires a follow-up, it's honestly not clear which way OP meant it (yes it is a figure of speech but it is also often used literally and the context in this FML simply doesn't give enough information either way). In any case, #73's comment still doesn't lose much of its merit; even if it was only verbal #73 still has a point, you shouldn't feel empowered hurting somebody - breaking up with somebody upon realising the relationship was unhealthy and verbally bashing them are not the same thing.

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