By poomaster - 22/11/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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pwincessa23 1

awww. poor u. well think about it this way: @ least u have a job!

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JustKeepBreathin 0

That's kind of...weird. WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU EMPLOYED?!?

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pwincessa23 1

awww. poor u. well think about it this way: @ least u have a job!

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JustKeepBreathin 0

Watch OP get fired tomorrow. XD

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AAShah 0

That will be OP's next FML.

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DudeImBetter 0

I wonder how the heck you spent an hour trying to make a tortoise poo. Did you massage it's butt or something for an hour?

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ishama13 0

Admiral Apparent fits better (:

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

sounds like it was the tortoise who had a shit one

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Dragons_corner 6

So OP is a poomaster. well you could have been a baited and just got promoted to masterbaiter.

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rallets 22

could be worse..you could be trying to make them "shoot" their load

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noname5067 0

what I don't get is how he's being doing it that long and he only just realized that that's his job...

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JustKeepBreathin 0

That's kind of...weird. WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU EMPLOYED?!?

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bailes_o_hay 0

I think it's funny your employed to make animals do what they will naturally do eventually

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onecutechick101 0

that's what happens when u don't finish school. sux to be u.

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LOLatU87 0

Well said, exactly what I was thinking

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green_eyes124 0

Maybe op is going to be a vet and wanted experience working with animals? Still a horrible job though!

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onecutechick101 0

anything dealing with making and animal shit isn't worth it

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chicster 0

how do u know they didn't finish school?

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pwincessa23 1

24, she is obviously psychick... idgaf if it's spelled wrong!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Kneegrow, you are seventeen, and unless you dropped out, you are still in school. Shut up.

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chicster 0

By your ASSumption they didn't finish school and by your bad grammar and spelling, I know you didn't either.

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stewpididiot 11

onecutecchick .. that's being pretty judgmental, OP may have several degrees for all you know. there are also a lot of people with degrees flipping burgers and scrubbing toilets because they're not to proud to just work at whatever pays the bills.

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SoLiD_DeViL 0

a zoologist, biologist and veterinarian are likely to do similar things in their line of work.

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MexRomeo 0

no she not cute she's got a horse face... most peoples head is round her goes up and down like a peanut she could be pretty if her attitude wasn't so shitty!

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CandidateForWax 0

*Their. Seems like you didn't finish school either :)

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BrutalFbomb 5

wow chill people , and btw I do find her pretty, besides mex looks like you gotta shitty attitude to match your hideousness

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cokyspaniel 0

I guess you didn't finish school either...... but u could totally be a model

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CantusVulpis 12

For some reason, I see this as a student in high school, or college. You know, people work while they're in school too... And if they weren't in school, sounds like a veterinarian's job, which requires a degree.

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LokiCain 0

that takes the term shit job to a whole new level. lol shit job it's a pun.

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theblackpoop 0

hahahaha I get it now thankyou for explaining!!! hahahah

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skyttlz 32

I don't get it. Just Kidding, captain Obvious!

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omgYoUbasTards 0

what happens with said turtle poo??

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maphineRAWRS 10

what job is that? like what's it called cause I've never heard of that before!

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MsShayeShaye 0

Working in a zoo...

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JocelynKaulitz 28

wait I don't get it, can someone help me outt?

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04VWR32 6

probably works for a zoo is my guess

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I get it noww thxx

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Barbarossa_fml 0

she can help you get it out?

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BigEV 0

If that bothers you to the point where you're submitting an entry to this site, you should find another occupation. You should've realized what you were getting into when you accepted the job.

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