By tehhotness - 27/03/2009 14:13 - United States

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
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songstress4life 0

Wow... she didn't even kinda feel remorseful. Sorry, dude!

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Shadowflames420 0

she still your girlfriend? wtf is wrong with you! dump her!

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songstress4life 0

Wow... she didn't even kinda feel remorseful. Sorry, dude!

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maddieguinn 0

dump her¡！¿,«»§₩）（；°９８

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Shadowflames420 0

she still your girlfriend? wtf is wrong with you! dump her!

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breeY0 7

keep her pants and throw that ass out !

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T9FTW 20

Did you continue to go down?

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ellebell 0

umm...at least she was honest

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whattheeff 0

I hope you stopped right after she said that and dumped her..

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maedoc 0

you sure she knew you thought she was your gf? seems like she didnt see you as a very serious thing man

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piderman13 0

WOOWW that blows....apparently she enjoys going around doing that too... i would have stood up and walked out...unless its your house then just pick her up and carry her out and set her outside the way she is and lock the door hahahahhaha

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boner 0

Mr Peanut Butter and Rover had a blast last night... Where were you numb nuts?

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