Cats, Painful and Animals: Curious cat - FML

Curious cat

By brittaneejanex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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mercuryburst 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:29

You gotta be kitten me!

Snowstar 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:55

We need a sarcasm font...

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Candi814 2

Friday 3 June 2011 13:57

and that's y cats suck

TylerGowen 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:20

I know #49 didn't do anything I'm just pointing out haha

taetay2010j 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:35

haha this made my dad but fyl lol

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:57

Maybe close the freaking door next time.

jewyjenny 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:38

Yeah....That tends to happen when you let an animal notorious for hating water into the SHOWER with you...

LightningStrike8 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:28

ouch that's gotta suck

LightningStrike8 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:28

ouch that's gotta suck

x_messyjessy_x 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:50

I like cheese! 

a_pawson9291 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:32

ROFLMAO you totally should close the bathroom door and that wouldn't happen! i do feel for you, though cuz it's happened to me!

tangyterp83 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:32

exactly the reason why I'm a dog person.

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