Cats, Painful and Animals: Curious cat - FML

Curious cat

By brittaneejanex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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mercuryburst 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:29

You gotta be kitten me!

Snowstar 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:55

We need a sarcasm font...

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Mr_Bortles 12

Thursday 13 October 2016 15:02

Goddamn my cat does this all the time

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