D.A.R.E. to say no

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML
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Top comments

Futacy 29

You: I got 60 bucks, that's enough for three grams, right? Mom: Three grams what, sweetie? You: Three grams of kisses and a cup of love, Mom

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Broadway_Vayne 32

You deserve it OP. I hope your mom gets you help to stop your drug use.

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Comments

ChannyJ 4

OMG I did this once. My phone does this thing where I click on the top person but it will open the bottom and I accidentally asked my mom if she had any pot yet.

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corporatecasual 3

God so many people are on OP's case for doing drugs. OP deserved it because she made a careless mistake, but almost everyone everywhere uses drugs in some form or another. No inanimate object is inherently good or bad. This arguments all about details we don't have, but so many people are jumping straight to judging her. Where I come from people are innocent until proven guilty.

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corporatecasual 3

Dammit my last comment got cut off. "Proven guilty."

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miss_amphetamine 24

Ha...I've done this before. The trick is to always be vague, when you're texting them and never refer specifically to anything. Probably a good idea regardless.

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HighasaCloud 46

Well... did she hook you up?

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bassfisher100 23

so... they aren't the same person anymore?

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djta17 8

That's happened to a 'friend of mine' best thing to do is tell her it was a big joke

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Clayzkool 4

Who on gods green earth does drugs in Wisconsin??

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