Awkward, Texting and Drugs: D.A.R.E. to say no

there is nothing wrong with drugs. I'm am a functioning member of society and I am a habitual cannabis consumer and I dabble in psychedelics. keep on keeping on

Spark_Slicker 19

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:33

"Nothing wrong with drugs." Lmao. Tell that to all the people who's lives have been ruined by addiction as well as the lives of their loved ones.

BeachGirl27 23

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:39

I think the drugs might be messing with your head a little more than you'd hoped!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 December 2014 7:38

YDI for doing drugs. You deserve anything you get for doing drugs. And you even admitted it online? Real smart. /facepalm

MonsterFarce 7

Saturday 27 December 2014 8:39

Maybe its a sign that you should be texting your mother instead. Get help. "My drug dealer" should be in nobody's vocab.

sprints54 19

Saturday 27 December 2014 9:51

Switch phone to airplane mode real fast before it finishes sending and it won't go through for future recerence

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