Kids: Dad prank #9866

Yes, in current society, a 'normal' person would be standing there with a camera taking photos or a video and uploading it as a status update. Once successfully completed, the 'normal' person would then go to the childs aid and offer assistance.

Shandra78 9

Sunday 22 December 2013 14:08

And just how old is your husband? Like, mentally?

joeja69 6

Sunday 22 December 2013 17:11

lmao he's a man, we never grow up :) question is how long did he leave him there ?

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