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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By theblackrose23 - 06/09/2013 12:10 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

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Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

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Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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Cold-blooded old times

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 02:00

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Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML

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You deserved it 375

By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

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Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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Top comments

colton_colton 49

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:14

Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:17

I would just delete Facebook after that.

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paperman84 7

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:14

And why is it FML for you? A man is as old as he feels.

colton_colton 49

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:14

Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing

BigLatchZatch 14

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:26

I don't know what you were expecting OP. Grandpa + Facebook = bad

LittleBells 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:23

More like Grandparents+Internet=Bad

naajster 14

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:05

FML should seriously consider having an old people category

Liamj774 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:14

They get to love too, you know.

cadillacgal79 32

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:02

But they don't need to post it on Facebook.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 20 September 2014 18:07

A lot of things are posted on Facebook that we don't need to see or know about.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:17

At least they didn't post nude photos

shay_serendipity 29

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:26

Yet.

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 21 September 2014 2:37

OP I suggest that you brainwash yourself.

cheshireau 26

Sunday 21 September 2014 12:14

Bleach his brain.

B3thyB3thy 5

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:55

# 33 no one should

B3thyB3thy 5

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:01

sorry # 22...damn

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:17

I would just delete Facebook after that.

MasonDude 16

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:18

OP can just delete the post from his timeline.

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:20

I'd still rather not risk seeing something like that again. Lol. I'd say just remove his grandparents but if they're like mine, they'll make you feel guilty. :P

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:23

Hide all their post or just unfollow without unfriending them

Nordrag 26

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:48

Stuff like this makes me glad I don't even have a facebook in the first place.

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:19

Back in my day Facebook was for college kids.

Tthug 34

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:45

Yup. But harvesting data is too profitable to only restrict it to a few people. The more people, the more greenbacks.

Cwilson3388 11

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:48

That was on The Chive yesterday! KCCO

youngbuck10 9

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:24

That is just hilarious to me! Bad grandpa!

crushcrusher 33

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:26

that's disturbing.

QQMorePlox 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:26

At least you know they're love is still strong

EternalRest 5

Sunday 21 September 2014 9:56

Thei- nevermind, I'm not a jerk.

odod777 28

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:29

Why is your grandpa friends with you on facebook?

almightyteapot 8

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:05

Because he is op's grandpa? Why wouldn't he be?

killerdana 19

Monday 22 September 2014 7:05

If my grandparents were on facebook I'd be friends with them

WCARlover 34

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:30

Quick, hide him from your newsfeed...that is, if you're ever gonna go on facebook again after that

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