Kids, Awkward and Parents: Dad!

Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2018 20:30

Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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fazzems 21

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:13

I'd like to unread this ty

12ig12 12

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:15

I could just imagine both of your expressions as you noticed. Scared4Life

Comments

potatoehead178 7

Wednesday 30 March 2016 4:27

I'm not sure but that sounds like the begging of a porno

JosephKorso 15

Wednesday 30 March 2016 4:37

At least it was an accident. It would be REALLY bad if it wasn't.

Granios 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 4:54

maybe you should get a new dad. he's a pedo

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:35

Umm ok FYL op sorry

yellowzinnias 20

Wednesday 30 March 2016 10:43

Once, I had the same haircut and color as my aunt (by blood) and her husband (my uncle by marriage) came up behind me, leaned down and kissed the side of my neck. We were all SO embarrassed. But you know what? We got over it. This too shall pass, OP. lol

interesting33 36

Wednesday 30 March 2016 19:44

I have an image of Gandalf...

tcg14e 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 20:06

how do you mistake a book for a shoulder. your dad knew what he was doing.

Mama4ddk 15

Wednesday 30 March 2016 20:13

I actually think I feel worse for your dad than for you. That probably sounds ignorant but my dad stopped hugging and wrestling because I grew things and was mortified when anyone even discussed the fact that I was growing into a woman. I would probably just act like it hadn't happened so that he doesn't feel embarrassed to be around you. as for you since you are clearly certain it was an accident I'm sorry for your embarrassment as well I know that I would have been the same in your place. Maybe next time stick mom in the middle LOL good luck hun