By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
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DocBastard 38

Either you have a weak shoulder or her head is the size of a watermelon.

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jrandolph25 2

The worst is when your arm falls asleep

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TheOneTC 8

Pretty sure what happened to the OP sounds worse than just an arm falling asleep

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Sawarski 13

Yeah it hurt just a little bit more then my arm falling asleep.

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Karalela44 15

must...not...correct! than* DAMN IT!

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kj51 5

You are allowed to date whales now

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pieman528 10

Whoa.. First time i see the op commenting...

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Lant 6

This is the most typical thing for a girl to be a jerk about. O my hair makes your face really hot and your arm is falling asleep? Too bad we are spooning until we both fall asleep then you can wake up feeling like garbage

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DocBastard 38

Either you have a weak shoulder or her head is the size of a watermelon.

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onlychildFTW 33

Once dislocated they'll never be a tight as they once were.

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zombieslayer83 19

I hate loose joints they don't pull as hard... Wait what?

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Rogersmoonshine 7

It does sound like you may have overreacted a bit.

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lacirenae 6

You must have never dislocated any part of your body, it hurts like hell!!!

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rockstar362 8

I've dislocated my shoulder before and although it hurts, it really isn't the kind of pain one would scream over. Also the way OP says it makes me thinks he's overreacting "practically dislocated". Idk could be wrong just my opinion but I've never heard of such pain coming from a girl laying her head on a shoulder

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rockstar362 8

I've dislocated my shoulder before and although it hurts, it really isn't the kind of pain one would scream over. Also the way OP says it makes me thinks he's overreacting "practically dislocated". Idk could be wrong just my opinion but I've never heard of such pain coming from a girl laying her head on a shoulder

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PenguinBitch 43

I dislocated my pinkie before and it didn't hurt that much. A gorge of adrenaline over flew my body and soul. My body was tingling as if I been shot with ecstasy. The hair in the back if my neck rose and suddenly, I was taken upon a vessel.......

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Rille_Krille 13

That sound more like an alien abduction to me

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howdeedoo 22

But 28, don't you think a shoulder would be a lot worse than a pinkie?

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capslockisgood 19

Some people have low pain thresholds. Calm down.

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JONNBOY88 9

"Practically dislocated" does not mean dislocated. Grow a pair bro you are giving us men a bad name lol

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bboy6694 4

Sounds like you went super Sayain to me...

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gummybear1996 13

Screams of pain may be an exaggeration. He might just exclaimed ow a few times and then wrote screams of pain to sound more dramatic. I doubt it was actually bloodcurdling screams

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Hmm I want to say be thankful she didn't dislocate your dick but... Naw.. Yeah be thankful she didn't dislocate your dick. Pretty sure that's something to scream over

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TheOneTC 8

Tell her you wanna sleep on her arm next time. That always stops their complaining.

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perdix 29

Let her know that it was an ironic term to use considering her copious farting.

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perdix 29

#15, no, because that wouldn't be an "asshole move." ;)

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gczizza1997 15

I know why you really screamed ;) you were planning on wanking tonight weren't you?

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WcED 8

Yeah & he wanted to bust his load all over your pretty face.

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starflyer59 17

Well that's a very rude thing to say.....

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capslockisgood 19

Who the hell screams while they **********?

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gczizza1997 15

I was implying that he screamed because he was gonna use that arm tonight now he can't. To bad sarcasm can't be heard over the Internet.

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amillionbucks 5

She practically dislocated your arm? More like you're a crybaby and this is a pathetic excuse. YDI

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