Love, Lonely, Cats and Animals: Date night

Date night

By JulleandCici - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

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Chagrin 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:09

This describes 95% of my meals, except for the part where the cat sticks its face in my food.

supernovaa 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:44

Sitting with your cat can be nice. enjoy it! :)

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SonyIsGod 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 16:29

That's actually kind of cute, I wish my cat did that.

Awkward_is_me 1

Friday 18 April 2014 16:22

Awww thats too cute

chuksnwali 34

Friday 6 June 2014 18:06

Hah. Lasagne.

FitFriday 32

Monday 2 March 2015 21:25

Were you communicating telepathically?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 26 August 2015 1:00

Who won?

DontBeRude 14

Wednesday 14 October 2015 16:16

That doesn't sound bad! I wish my cat would have dinner with me. Lol

Samson 1

Friday 27 August 2021 19:00

You’re welcome at my place. I’m also alone with cats who stare at me. Have you gotten into arguments with them yet?

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