Dating apps suck

By probablydeadbymidnight - 01/07/2012 22:57 - United States

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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DocBastard 38

Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.

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the_smart_way 10

Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(

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robt24 2

Icp are scum so yea ignore him

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guardian13 1

Whoop whoop juggalo family

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BeastyB 4

I would just send him a picture of me holding a gun while wearing a shirt that said "**** juggalos". and then see what he says!

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Ssgtgrunt 1

I would say stop being a biiitch and put the gun down. Sending pictures of guns shows how sad and pitiful you are, I don't send pictures. I use my weapon, to defend your a$$ overseas for the past 8 years in the Army and I've been a Juggalo since day one.

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kenleybunch 15

Hope you didn't tell him where you live!!!

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hawright 13

Ok so has anyone else thought of the Workaholics episode with the juggalo family? Lol, "What's the tightest thing you can think of?"

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TeH_Cooked 0

I think you should keep talking to this guy. If his a clown at least he will make you laugh.

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