Relatable, First Dates and Love: Dating is hell

Dating is hell

By Th3BaconNinja - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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itz_towelie 6

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:06

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

scarface90 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:06

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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iLuvBlueex3 0

Monday 25 April 2011 0:45

Ouch....Thts ****** up !

NewPain 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:36

Hey she coulda said your gay...and im outta here Dush... lol

EmperorHilo 11

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:59

That sucks

Caroway 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:23

I would kill her if i was you

Fou_Lou 20

Thursday 5 March 2015 12:59

Shouldnt she pay for her meal before leaving? I wouldnt pay for her and give the Resturant owner all the information i have about her.

StrikingStar700 4

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:59

Why can't people just wait until the end and say no more dates? Why bail that's cheap as shit.

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