Relatable, First Dates and Love: Dating is hell

Dating is hell

By Th3BaconNinja - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 819

You deserved it 6 120

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itz_towelie 6

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:06

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

scarface90 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:06

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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2igutierrez31 2

Tuesday 8 June 2010 23:54

mayb he was thinking he was going 2 get laid

csigabajnok 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 0:12

she didn't say whose bathroom she's going to use :P

toast1b 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 0:33

You should have taken her to taco bell. At least she would have left with diarea

Feelthechange 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 0:40

maybe she meant the bathroom at her home.

xForeverLifeless 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:30

Geuss the date was a hit?:D

KOAnaf 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:52

Guess*

confused_chick 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:42

WOW!! That sucks. I hope you feel better. There is some one for everyone you know. She just didn't deserve you.

KoRn_Freak 1

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:44

wow.. sorry dude, she bailed.. D:

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 9 June 2010 4:09

Daaaaaaaaamn!

sarita1224 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 5:14

no one deserves thatt.........sryy dude

CoryAdams 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 5:37

dude! women can be biotches! but remember, you can't give yourself head, so they are good for something!

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