Dating is hell
By Th3BaconNinja - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Th3BaconNinja - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
She sounds like a total bitch. Just move on.
second impressions succeeded in changing up her plans I guess
Be happy in the fact that stuff like this has happened to other people before too. And view it as your right of passage. If you ever need to bail on a date you now have the kudos points to do so
wow ur a fruit loop
Next time be less boring and don't think it's a good idea to show her how your dentures work.... I joke, but hey it's better now then in the middle of your vows. she's probably to caught up in herself if she can't atleast be polite enough to wait until the end of the date to leave.
What. A. Bitch. She didn't even have the common courtesy to climb out the bathroom window so you didn't see!
sheesh OP, you obviously didn't get the dine and ditch memo :p
maybe you're just really ugly as sin and have the personality of a bag of rocks.....
did you stab her hand with a knife and then slit her neck and drink her dry?
gotta love free dinner without having to give it up ;D
it might fit if he chased her down... and if he was a vampire... and if 54 was a creepy individual :p
You know, I always check fml at like 1 am. but is there a set time that they add the fmls at once?
Thanks =)
That sucks almost as hard as lookinlikedrake sucks dick.
rawrbabii, please take those glasses off, their fugly :D
rawrcupcake put some ****** clothes on... I am sick of FML pics being half nude ******
rawrcupcakesz my bad
climb out a bathroom window for someone who is not worth finishing a dinner at a fancy restaurant with? odd.
I love how she left BEFORE she got in her car lol. I figured someone else would have pointed that out by now :)
what'd you do to deserve that :L
this is why you don't takes girls out to anywhere fancy. unless she is your gf. then you do it every once in a while.
maybe she doesnt use public restrooms
LOL. i was like wtf until i reach the next fml xD
37 or fat or cocky or smelly or not their type. the possibilities are endless!
do you guys not like looking at pictures of hot girls?
haha! exactly way I was thinking, although she did say bathroom i guess she needed a bath
I thought your profile pic was a monkey's vaj....hahah aha
'poor girl' nothing. It wouldn't be that hard to explain.. "I'm going to the bathroom... at my house. Brb! :P"
Well she did à great job to hide it then?
I'm sorry- totally sucks; but you're probably better off without her in the long run if she's rude enough to walk out of you.
I would be nice enough to tell them I don't think it is going to work out. People should at least try to act like adults, you know? I'd rather a girl tell me "I don't think we really have anything in common" or "You just aren't my type" than to have what happened to OP happen to me. She's too much of a coward to just explain and excuse herself and so OP goes home feeling like shit. Then again, maybe she told him the truth. Maybe she crapped her panties, who knows? Either way, FYL OP.
It's looking like this is mainly the girls fault here. She should have known generally how he would act and if he were creepy BEFORE going out with him. And I think MOST people are civil and respectful enough to never up and leave in the middle of a date without a reason. An adult would continue the date as long as he was being at least mature and not crossing any lines and tell him off or ignore him afterward. At the least tell him he wasn't what she expected or that she was leaving.
aw I'm sorry
Don't you wish you got the bill before you ate.. Palm it off to her. :)
ditto #5
Actually he doesn't... since she wasn't thoughtful enough to give him a reason :,(
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she doesn't like using public bathrooms?
Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...