Intimacy: Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

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By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2016 09:00 - Australia - Tennyson

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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By sirswank - 10/08/2017 13:00

Today, after giving my kids a lengthy bedtime lecture about the merits of being responsible, I thought about all the chores I had left to do, promptly ate ice cream in the shower, and went to bed. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 23:50 - United States - Parker

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By sissica - 11/02/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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bcoolplz 1

Monday 24 January 2011 22:31

i love ice cream too

Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 22:40

Just say you have something else for him to eat.

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bcoolplz 1

Monday 24 January 2011 22:31

i love ice cream too

UnanomousGurl 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:34

Lol those are the 2 best things! now how about u both mix icecream with your creams xD enjoy!

USAF_girl 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:52

maybe you're just not hot! mmmmm ice cream......

razeleet 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:12

I'd pick ice cream over sex, who wouldn't? Who is with me?

breena25 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:34

agreed with 55 :)

Sydknee 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:28

Damn you lucky adults!

lmBrown 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:13

cuz 55 never had sex in his life he don't know how good it feels

ehaile4 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:33

55 agree Dude low calories tho haha

TheOptimist 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:11

74 - I pity stupid people like you.

Blackmail111 9

Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

it is eating sweets in bed rocks

truehitman2010 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

it is the best part

xxBrokenHeartxx 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:20

NOOOOOOO

TheOptimist 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:14

Ice cream cake is better. Especially the Dairy Queen kind.

Garytt 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:33

Smear the ice cream all over your body

OtherHighlander 0

Monday 24 January 2011 23:50

I second that motion.

SulfurPlague 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:26

win avatar.

cupcakemann95 7

Monday 16 July 2012 1:57

Then you don't let him leave the room until he eats it all

Quasar55_fml 18

Monday 24 January 2011 22:34

Haha he's definitely right ! When I grow older, I want to eat ice cream in bed mom !

YoungMoney1492 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:36

maybe he was thinkin ice cream + you = a good very good time!!!!!!!! duh

nathan5 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:37

Mans got a point, ice cream and sex-can you beat it?

rgermain 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:26

It'll be a little awkward, but he could.

Proud_vegetarian 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:35

Maybe cake, ice cream and sex?

ZeeBest86 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:22

32-lmao!!!! good one

BlehMcBleh 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:49

Cake, Ice cream, Sex, and a midget. Who doesn't love midgets?

creamcheese724 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:37

midgets are the best

TheOptimist 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:19

Sports. Or video games. If he's watching/doing either, he wins.

Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 22:40

Just say you have something else for him to eat.

nathan5 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:48

She has pizza too?!?!

Shutuptroll 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:58

You don't need a dirty mind to get it. You're just ******* retarded.

JManHobbs 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:33

#80 +1

saleha97 4

Monday 24 January 2011 22:43

lmfao, he's right :)

Becket_nitefire 0

Monday 24 January 2011 22:53

op should have lick lick licked him like a lollypop.

TheOmen46 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:43

he makes her wanna lick him like a wrapper :)

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